"[Putin] decides what he wants to do and does it in half a day."
That’s kind of hard for any President of the United States to do since Congress is a thing. Which by the way, is WHY Congress is a thing. Otherwise the president would be less of a president and more of a dictator.
I can’t make heads or tails of this post because mobile tumblr is such a piece of shit it never correctly loads posts that have pictures or gifs inserted into the text.
Kind of wishing I could go back to the days where no images loaded. At least I could read about them then.
Never chase American Pale Ale with Sake. I think I might vomit.
I gave up because I realized it would never end otherwise.
So I just decided for a random reason to recover my livejournal and I was trying all my usual passwords when I suddenly remembered
what kind of password is that.
I waited for it to update for probably ten minutes before realizing
That’s it, that’s the weather. Zero. All day.
You mean I don’t have to have my dowsing rod out every time I want precision of movement?!?!
EVERYONE HAS A PANTY INSIDE OF THEM YOU JUST GOTTA LET HER OUT
oh my god I read that as “pantry” and I was like is this a Hannibal reference or…?
accidentally opening a program that takes a long time to open so you have to wait twenty seconds to close it
Oh the joys of having a mac and being able to FORCE QUIT SHIT INSTANTLY.
FUCK YOU PHOTOSHOP NOT TODAY.