May 2012
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My new favorite insults:
“History will judge me harshly for not having killed you.” “I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.” “I worship the ground that awaits your grave.”
I am totally using these in my writings. They’re too genius not too.
I just hope my snarky character is snarky enough for them.
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I just heard a jazz song about the tortoise and the hare. The rabbit went so fast it wasn’t fair. At night he hung out, just amusin’. Next day he found that he was losin’.
I seriously only just now realized that in that story the hare is a lazy fucker who procrastinates.
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Goals for Today
Don’t slack off at work, foo!
Finish the application for that one school TODAY
Call Lakeshore about job things
Play Minecraft. Those houses aren’t going to finish themselves!
Shower
Throw in some laundries
I feel like I’m forgetting something important
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hareola:
“#he doesn’t exist nope”
Oops, abandoning my faith on my deathbed. Or maybe being struck down as I say that.
“#and maybe I can pay her back or something”
Welp.
#crying into a sandwhich
What even.
#really need to get out of here
#slenderman shit
x_x
#pinnochio
That wooden bastard.
#and his silly...
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Also, to the noisy kids down the block:
DeviantArt won't let me buy a Premium Membership
Because I’ve apparently already spent $500 worth of points today.
Um.
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Goals for Tonight:
Apply for at least 2 jobs
5 would be better
But let’s be realistic: that ain’t happenin’
Throw in some laundries
Get your hands on Legend of Korra
By any means necessary
Because spoilers. >:|
Figure out what you’re doing tomorrow
Clean your room
Because that shit is a disaster
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Reblog With an Irrational Fear
tetras:
mirrors at night and swimming
rubberbands and stairs leading into darkness
oh and windows at night that aren’t covered by curtains or something.
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I just had an epiphany.
I always pick small pokémon for my team because they’re the fast ones. I can’t help it that they also happen to be the ridiculously cute ones too.
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averagefuture:
robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay
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so i found out why pokemon has police officers but...
rapcat:
you can store pokemon and items in computers in this universe
living animals, stored in computers
THEY PUT CRIMINALS INTO COMPUTER STORAGE
this would also show why it’s safe for fucking ten year olds to make cross country trips - no courts, no prisons… you just have police officers waiting for you to commit a crime and then BAM you’re stuck in a fucking floppy drive
this is some...
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It makes me happy when people tag their Korra...
Like seriously, I’m about to quit Tumblr because of this.
Just fucking TAG IT.
WHY IS THAT SO HARD.
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iloveyouharu:
i swear to god im not making this up.
today in study hall everything was quiet except for a couple kids whispering. i was just doing my homework, waiting for the bell to ring. the whispering got louder and more heated until it was impossible to ignore. it sounded like they were arguing. and then out of fucking nowhere one of the kids who was whispering jumps up, slams his hands on...
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