I just heard a jazz song about the tortoise and the hare.
The rabbit went so fast it wasn’t fair.
At night he hung out, just amusin’.
Next day he found that he was losin’.
I seriously only just now realized that in that story the hare is a lazy fucker who procrastinates.
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The Legend of Zelda.
I thought everyone already assumed this, though. I mean, I did the first time around. Especially considering Dragon Roost has the same halo cloud as Death Mountain
It’s less apparent to those of us who are less intelligent, me thinks. I didn’t really notice. But I also don’t really care. All of the maps are more or less laid out the same anyway, right?
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stacking logic in minecraft
But don’t forget, when the bottles are full of water they no longer stack.
The Doctor
Master of deduction
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I never noticed this before, but apparently playing the straight man also includes being the sex object.
Please put your shirt back together Zeppo. None of us really want to see that.
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Most amazing scalp massage ever.
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