My dog keeps trying to perch up on my shoulder.
YOU ARE NOT A BIRD, DOG.
I feel like this deserves an obligatory
DON’T LISTEN TO HIM, DOG. YOU CAN BE A BIRD IF YOU WANT TO BE! YOU CAN BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BIRD THAT EVER PERCHED. DON’T LISTEN TO HIM!
DON’T ENCOURAGE HIM
Oh, you know I’m going to!

GO DOG! PERCH ON HIM! WAG YOUR TAIL AND BE PROUD. YOU ARE A BIRD!
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auryon reblogged this from psywing and added:
Oh, you know I’m going to! GO DOG! PERCH ON HIM! WAG YOUR TAIL AND BE PROUD. YOU ARE A BIRD!
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psywing reblogged this from auryon and added:
DON’T ENCOURAGE HIM
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