I just heard a jazz song about the tortoise and the hare.
The rabbit went so fast it wasn’t fair.
At night he hung out, just amusin’.
Next day he found that he was losin’.
I seriously only just now realized that in that story the hare is a lazy fucker who procrastinates.
stacking logic in minecraft
But don’t forget, when the bottles are full of water they no longer stack.
“#he doesn’t exist nope”
Oops, abandoning my faith on my deathbed. Or maybe being struck down as I say that.
“#and maybe I can pay her back or something”
Welp.
#crying into a sandwhich
What even.
#really need to get out of here
#slenderman shit
x_x
#pinnochio
That wooden bastard.
#and his silly ears
Okay then.
